LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<

Ok we all know that pick up lines are stupid but hilarious...but hey! Their funny and we all need a good laugh....^_^

-Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
-You look like my second wife! And Ive only been married once!
-I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
-It's a good thing I have my library card, because I'm checking you out.
-I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Oh Damn....The last one sounds so wrong....>.<

momo~chan too!!!

~Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
~Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
~If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever
~If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
~Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.

There's also this one....

-Are you dizzy? Coz I am....Because you make my world spin....>.<

M: Is this seat taken?
W: Yes and this one will be too if you sit there.

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Do you know CPU? Because you take my breath away.

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Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again.

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Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

OOH!

Your dad must be a terrorist, cause you're the bomb!
I must be in heaven, cause what is an angel like you doing here?
Do you have a name, or can i call you mine?
Are you a pokemon? coz i choose you!
I'm Kabuto... but, you can call me... anytime?

(excerpts from a crack! Naruto story I made)

-Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
-Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
-Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
-Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
-I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
-I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
-If I followed you home, would you keep me?
-If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
-Where have you been all my life?
-Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
-Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
-Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
-Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.<this is the worst one ever!!!! XDDDD>
-Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!
-You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
-Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
-You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
-Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
-It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?
-If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
-(while looking at stars) I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
-(Talk to her)Did i ever tell you you are my hero? You're everything I wish I could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because (the person's name) you are the wind beneith my wings.
-I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.
-Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A little kid with wings shot me.

Crappiest line yet:

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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please delete....it double posted by accident... >.< .. gomen...

HAHAHAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT FROM RJ LEDESMA'S ARTICLE!

Are you a drug pusher? Because I can't seem to stop going back for more.

*licks finger and wipes it on the other person's clothes* How 'bout we go back to my place and get you out of these wet clothes?

momo: momo, don't double post.

*agrees*

If you were Marijuana, I'd never go to rehab.

[I couldn't think of anything else! *hides*]

*to prolong this thread, we should post one line per post. and don't post over and over again just because you have a lot of lines!*

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

You look cute. All you need is a lollipop. Wanna borrow mine?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Do you have a broken heart? I have a glue gun right here.

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

Black Raven wrote:

*to prolong this thread, we should post one line per post. and don't post over and over again just because you have a lot of lines!*

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

gomen...gomen...!! >.<

~My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

Were you a bunny in a past life? Because I've got a great carrot right here.

momo: it's ok it was before.

Man: do you want a taste my dick?

Woman: What?!

Man: I said, do you want to taste my drink.

Pinch me, doll, coz I've GOTTA be in a dream

They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

~Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

*motions person over with one finger* If I could do that with one finger imagine what I can do with a whole hand.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs. When do they open?