Corrupted Wish game

In this game you wish for something (obviously.) and then the person under you corrupts your wish.

EX:

Q:I wish for a puppy.
W:Granted but it died right away. I wish for .....

And so on.

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I wish I could see in the dark.

granted but cant see in the light...

i wish for ramen..

Granted but it was REALLY hot and you spilled it over your lap.

I wish I could break the cd.

you get ramen... THE CAT [Twisted Fairytales by Kisu <3]

I wish there was a 'genderqueer' preference in the gender department in the profile.

there was but you can't pick your weapon.

i wish for better internet connection.

Granted but now your computer's busted.

I wish for a bottle of coke.

Granted but when you open it all of the coke went to your face because someone shook the bottle.

I wish for a bag of gum.

Granted but it was already chewed.

I wish I wasn't sick.

granted but fall from a building and get a facture...
(im a bit random today XD)

i wish for pocky!!

Granted but then drew suddenly stole it then decided to eat it in your face.

I wish I had cake. XD

granted but andrew apears out of nowhere and eats it

i wish for a new stuff toy =3

Granted but then your dog chewed it up. X3

I wish I had chocolate ice cream.

granted but it melted because of the annoying heat.....

i wish i had a soft fluffy pillow...

Granted but then your little brother -whose name escapes me- got it and threw it in the fire.

I wish I could see ecchi. DX

You find a bookstore full of Yaoi! You're excited to go in, but the guard stops you. She says that you're under 18 and that you need to be 18 and above, or a relative of the shopowner to go inside. You frown, and decide to brood and mope by staring inside, and then you gasp.

I'M READING ECCHI AND YOU'RE NOT 8D

I wish I had less pills to take D:

Granted but then the pills you did have to take are now chewable and taste horrible.

I wish I had candy.

i don't need to chew pills, even if they are chewable you dobe.

I wish I had a lappie.

T^T

You didn't screw up my wish. XD

Granted but then you tripped and dropped it in a puddle. A deep puddle. XD

I wish I could go to the beach.

i dont have a wish to screw up D:

i wish people stopped forgetting to make a frickin wish D:

Kia she has a wish.

Quote :

I wish I could go to the beach.

Do you need glasses or something?

I wish I could go to the beach.

bwahahha. i dont need 'em XD but i read some things collectively like how you read a word, you dont read each letter. in this case i read mostly about you and aoi not screwing up your wish XD

anyway...

you DO go to a beach. but you got carried off by the waves and ended up on a small island a few kilometers away which is only visible on a low tide. and no.. there is no sand bar for you to walk on to get back XD

I wish I had inspiration to write a story again

You get mine. I sue you for theft and plagiarism, and you get jailed.

I wish Pogo-chan [fox] was real D:

real... but not alive, just stuffed

I wish I had something to do in life

Granted, now you scrub toilets. XD

I wish my mom would lift the 'computer curfew'.