Obviously, I'm bored and I have this nagging need to spam.

So...since you guys are my friends, you have to bear with me. Because you love me.



Yo momma is so fat, she wore a black shirt, I thought I was blind.

What's up hommehs?!

Yo Momma so old that her breast milk is powdered... >:-)

Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped, I thought there was an earthquake.

Yo Momma so ugly that when she looked out her window, she was arrested for indecent exposure! whahaha...lol

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Yo momma is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo Momma so old that even Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

Yo momma is so ugly, she scared a grizzly bear away.

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo momma is so old, when she went to school, there was no History class.

Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo momma is so old, her birth certificate is expired.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma is so fat, her stomach has its own equator.

You momma so sporty that she's like a hockey team, she changes her pads every three periods...

Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.