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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Thu May 17, 2007 9:21 am

Do you have a broken heart? I have a glue gun right here.

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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Thu May 17, 2007 10:43 am

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Thu May 17, 2007 1:49 pm

Black Raven wrote:
*to prolong this thread, we should post one line per post. and don't post over and over again just because you have a lot of lines!*

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.


gomen...gomen...!! >.<

~My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Thu May 17, 2007 3:52 pm

Were you a bunny in a past life? Because I've got a great carrot right here.

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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Fri May 18, 2007 8:14 am

momo: it's ok it was before. Very Happy

Man: do you want a taste my dick?

Woman: What?!

Man: I said, do you want to taste my drink.

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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Fri May 18, 2007 8:55 am

Pinch me, doll, coz I've GOTTA be in a dream
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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Fri May 18, 2007 9:32 am

They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Fri May 18, 2007 1:45 pm

~Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Sun May 20, 2007 7:25 am

*motions person over with one finger* If I could do that with one finger imagine what I can do with a whole hand.

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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Sun May 20, 2007 1:51 pm

Gee, that's a nice set of legs. When do they open?

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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Mon May 21, 2007 11:04 am

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Mon May 21, 2007 11:47 am

Kazumi wrote:
Ok we all know that pick up lines are stupid but hilarious...but hey! Their funny and we all need a good laugh....^_^

-Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
-You look like my second wife! And Ive only been married once!
-I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
-It's a good thing I have my library card, because I'm checking you out.
-I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Oh Damn....The last one sounds so wrong....>.<


It was mentioned already. XD

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.

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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Mon May 21, 2007 12:19 pm

D:

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Tue May 22, 2007 6:05 am

Vulgar, highlight to read: Life is a D*ck, if it's hard, "F*ck it!"

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PostSubject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.<   Wed May 23, 2007 9:03 am

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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